P.S.A.

Excuse me. Yes, you reading this. Call your pimp/boyfriend/girlfriend/bus-it-baby/baby's mother. Not now, but RIGHT NOW!!!! After you curse them out for not paying child support, tell them that you are going to pick them up ( if you live in Ohio) because you all are going to vote early!

That's right. In Ohio, registered voters can vote early, now through election day, Nov.4. Ohioans can either vote by absentee ballot or at the Hamilton County Board of Elections, located at 824 Broadway. The Board of Elections is open Monday- Friday, 8:30am-4pm through Oct.12; Monday-Friday 8am-8pm from Oct.13- Oct.31; Saturdays 8am-12pm. For more information, visit votehamiltoncounty.org oooorrrrr call 513.632.7000.

Now you may return to your current boring-lazy-underachieving-9-5 working lives. Oh wait, you probably don't have a job. Thanks to good ol' George W.!!!! This public service anouncement was brought to you in part by Wally Vega and the gentlemen from Urbane. Until next time.

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