The Fridge
There's bacon, but even more butter
And the wine isn't empty because I have no lover
There's a lemon amongst all the clutter
To bless my green tea, so that I may bounce back
like rubber.
You can tell I eat too much fast food
There's all condiments and no beef stew
I usually pick up some Death on a Burger after school
But beware of White Castle, your mote will be damned
by stool.
She wasted my water the morning after
Drinking a six pack will never make a stomach flatter
But it makes for great inspiration for party chatter
Eating old cookie dough or scarfing open rice
I dunno whats badder.
Eggs and orange juice
or Rasin Bran, I cant choose
A shot in the morning I always refuse
Because that 1800 will have you lit
like a fuse.
-Wally.Vega
Revenge of the Nerds
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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