While I was looking for the new cover of Vibe Magazine that features Janet Jackson reincarnated, oops! I meant Ciara, (which I HAVE to come back to later) I stumbled across Ludacris' new single which features song writer extraordinaire Sean Garrett and break dancin-disco fever johnson-Mr.Im bringing Lightskinned back-singer,Chris Brown. The quality of the song does not surprise me, with Seal's, sorry freudian slip, Sean Garrett's writing ability and his raspy yet whiney voice along side the energy of Chris Brown and the witty lyrics of Ludacris, I would be disappointed with anything less than a hit. However I am not here to discuss my opinion of the song. Watch the video. There is this very light complected woman with a ceasar ( low cut), but she is BAD.!. I always said that I could never date a woman whose head feels like mine (pause), but this young lady is the bomb....like tick, tick...Okay, now back to the original reason of inspiration. This morning as I'm perusing through the airport bookstore-kiosk thingy(running errands for my unpaid internship,shout out to Chris Garnder!), trying to find something to eat for under $2.35( yeah im more broke than MC Hammer),I come across the new Vibe Magazine, the one with Ciara on the cover. On the cover she is skintily (told you i never won the spelling bee) clad, but looking super bad! Chicka-Chicka Yeah, Shout out to McLovin!! Anyways, I turned to the article about her and I said "kjkvcjkjdnknsdoiifodiidklncnls!" She's baring it all, so if she has a penis, she's tucking it tighter that Marlon Wayans in Scary Movie 3. So go check it out because I ALmost stole it, but my bookbag was too heavy. Im outtie 5000! Until next time...Keep.it.swanky.
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