Revenge of the Nerds
Thursday, September 18, 2008
72 hours,Still No Power???
While I know that if you are reading this post, you probably have power, so print this blog for the next time you don't pay your energy bill on time or if you decide to go visit Bin Laden anytime in the near future. I have come up with a list of games that are sure to keep you and your colleagues entertained until the power is restored or until the sun comes up.
1.Hide and Go Seek: This is a classic game, that is always entertaining. Instead of the usual block, you'll have a whole city to hide in. I guess we might want to change the name of the game to Find Osama Bin Laden.
2.Kick the Can: I don't how many people in the urban area are really familiar with this game. I actually had never heard of it until my father moved into the suburbs. It is basically a game where everybody hides behind something and one person tries to catch one member of the other team in the act of kicking the can. I know, sound stupid. Try it. For me. or All my homies in Malibu.
3.Star Wars: With no power, this would be the PERFECT time to pull out those Star Wars light savers that you weird uncle bought you 5 Christmas's' ago. Just don't tell that guy on the corner holding his waist line that you're his father, he'll probably son you. And that's not good. He's tougher than Michael Jackson.
4.Spin the Flashlight: You remember that game you played when you were a freshmen in high school? Well, lets tweak that a smidge. Spin the flashlight and whoever it stops on, kiss them. Just make sure you verify what sexual orientation they are first, and their sexual preferences. It is 2008 folks!
5.House Party III: If all else fails, just have a huge house party, powered of course by 20 cell phones music players. But they have to be made in 2020, when cell phones come with moon powered concert speakers. So first go back to the future and steal one of those phones from Tokyo and host the livest House Party in life!!
Now print these instructions to properly enjoy yourself should you have a power failure again. Until next time...-Find your swank. Think insane. Live Urbane.
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I just got reactivated 12 hours ago...still DUCK FUKE!!
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